Why should girls have all the fun? It’s about time we had a site just for men. Well, that’s what we thought.
At Spank The Monkey, we like to think we stock the best male sex toys in the UK. These include male masturbators (fleshlight girls and accessories), penis sleeve, prostate play, cock rings and anal toys. Plus, if you are happy to share your sex toys for men, we have a whole host of toys for you and your partner. We’ve recently taken stock more sex dolls, this time they’re ultra realistic sex dolls as the trend for realistic sex toys for men grows with brands like Pipedream Extreme.
Let us introduce you to the world of male sex toys…
Advanced Executive Clear Vacuum Pump£21.99 Read more
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Apollo Automatic Power Pump Penis Developer£64.99 Select options
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Optimum Series Advanced Automatic Smart Pump£89.99 Read more
MALE SEX TOYS – WHAT?!
You read that right – MALE sex toys. While sex toys are often associated with those parties your girlfriend might attend on occasion – the fellas haven’t been left out of the kinky loop. The toys range from simple cock rings to high dollar, specially designed stimulators too. Let’s look at a few of these toys made just for men.
These sexy toys are small and (often, but not always) stretchy cock sized rings that go around the base of your penis – or sometimes go around your whole package. These fun little rings come in a variety of styles, colours, textures, and can have multiple purposes and attachments for new sinful sensations.
Cock rings can be used for a few reasons, but generally the idea behind this toy is to help you maintain your erection, make it stand more fully at attention, and to slow down that sometimes ‘too-fast’ race to the orgasmic edge. If you’re one of the many that have issues getting your johnson to perform at the peak levels you really want – a cock ring can be the perfect sex toy addition. If you don’t have any pesky penile issues, don’t worry, you can still use a cock ring just for good old fashioned fun!
Alright, so to understand why cock rings can be useful and pleasurable, you need to remember how the erection works. Basically, after male sexual arousal has begun, the penis begins to harden as your blood flow is directed to the ‘other’ head between your legs. What a cock ring does to help you keep the blood flow exactly where you want it – is accomplished by the cock ring putting a bit of pressure on the tissue and vessels to prevent the blood from flowing back out into the rest of your body. Don’t worry, the blood still has a pretty easy time getting to the penis when you use your cock ring the right way. This means you’ll get a harder erection that lasts longer.
Why just settle for a Cock ring, when you have can have a vibrating cock ring to really heighten the pleasure? We have an array of rings; cock and ball rings, cock ring butt plugs; metal cock rings plus much more.
Sex dolls UK come in both sexes, male adult sex dolls and female adult sex dolls and Realistic sex dolls, or a more budget friendly blow up sex doll. The male sex dolls resemble a man in every way possible. From the face to the torso to the skin, the hair, eyes, broad masculine shoulders and those mouth watering masculine thighs and last but not least that absolutely gorgeous penis, a male sex doll will provide an effortless and seamless illusion of being with an actual man. Their female counterparts are also ones to watch.
MALE G-SPOT STIMULATORS
The g-spot found in men is quite different in comparison to the female g-spot that you might be more familiar with. Not only is the male g-spot accessed through the back door (2-4 inches to be more specific) – it also has multiple jobs inside your body. The easiest way to explain what it does is to compare it to a sort of internal intersection. Instead of drivers and walkers, this intersection guides and directs semen and urine – ensuring they don’t mix and cause an unfortunate traffic jam.
Still doesn’t sound un or sexy, right? Try adding in the fact that the prostate is actually the central source of all male orgasms, and toss in the idea that you’ve only been toying with the surface of the orgasms you can have. This little organ has all the pleasure nerves and is what triggers that final, shuddering, awe-inspiring O. Add everything up, and you’ve got orgasms for ages!
You can even invest in either a basic prostate massager and the vibrating prostate massager, which are both wonderful options that are widely available in hundreds of styles. From simple straight wands with curved tips for perfect positioning and pressure to insertable toys that attach to a cock ring for longer lasting and more intense play sessions; from stacked bead anal plug style toys that give you perfect control over the penetration to vibrating remote operated that give your partner ultimate control over your orgasm – you can find the prostate massager toy that is perfect for your deepest desires.
These fleshy favourites are one of the biggest hits on the market of male masturbatory aids. This particular toy is better known as a ‘Fleshlight’ or ‘pocket pussies’, sometimes moulded on your favourite porn stars – see Fleshlight Girls. You’ve probably heard about these before – or even found one in a friend’s or lover’s bedside drawer.
The basic structure of the male masturbator consists of a casing (typically aimed toward subtle and easily hidden storage of the toy), a specially formulated body-safe synthetic flesh insert (open at both ends), and a cap at either end of the case. One cap is to cover the orifice and keep any dust and dirt from getting on or in the insert during storage. The second cap has a nifty suction control for ultimate pleasure.
You might be thinking, how hard can using a male masturbator be? It’s gotta be pretty basic, right? Well, it’s not a difficult task – that’s for sure, but there is a bit more work involved to get things started off right than you might first think. Don’t worry, it’s worth every bit of effort!
You’ll want to warm the synthetic flesh insert to somewhere closer to normal body temperature. Room temperature synthetic flesh simply doesn’t give the best effects, and there are even a couple of easy options to use when it comes to warming your masturbator to real flesh temp. One popular option for any of you who prefer to pinch your pennies (like me) is to simply submerge your synthetic flesh insert in hot water for twenty minutes. You’ll need to change and refresh the water around the ten minute mark – heated water only stays hot for so long (and don’t even think about boiling these toys). After you’ve thoroughly warmed your insert in the water, drain the remaining water out and replace the insert back into the casing. Or, if you want to pamper yourself and take away some of the extra effort, you can indulge in a heating wand accessory – which offers perfect and consistent temperature every time! You don’t even have to remove the case while warming – so it saves you even more time!
While you’re warming up your synthetic flesh insert in the warm water or with the heating wand, you’ll want to also warm your water-based lubricant. (Yup, water-based lube only fellas, you don’t want to see the damage other lubes can cause to the sleeve.) The combination of warm lubricant and warm insert will maximize that ‘real’ sensation and will seriously improve the overall masturbation experience. If using the water method, you can place your bottle of lube over the insert to help keep the insert submerged. Bonus: the lube will be warmed up too!